一天做30个仰卧起坐 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1996

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 沛林 5小时前 :

    想不到浩克和詹妮弗在《女孩梦三十》隔了多年后又一起饰演CP🉑🉑🉑不过詹妮弗真的老了~佐伊是妆容问题,也老了很多,岁月饶过谁🍃

  • 源烨赫 7小时前 :

    看到一半的时候觉得很无聊,剧情没什么新意,但是还是看完了。看到最后有点出乎我的意料,尤其父子三人玩棒球那段,我真的感动了。这就是爆米花电影,有笑有泪,肖恩·利维真的很会拍这种电影,但并不是每部都像《失控玩家》那样精彩

  • 有雪晴 1小时前 :

    烂俗剧情,某方面拍成了一个儿童片,反派塑造得太弱了,就是一个妈妈桑带几个打手,然后被中年、童年男主不断调戏收拾,最后吃花生米的故事。反派这个婊样,凭什么分裂世界?!

  • 璐楠 9小时前 :

    3.4/合家欢爆米花电影,两个嘴炮选手的相遇,虽然结局好平淡,但我还是好感动,纵使千百万次,我还是会找到你。

  • 锺离海逸 3小时前 :

    嘴贱真的很消耗耐心,这片子好家伙,双倍嘴贱双倍烦人

  • 梁鸿 3小时前 :

    死侍+绿巨人+卡魔拉+超胆侠的女朋友,漫威下岗人员再就业

  • 震寅 6小时前 :

    合家欢电影,绿巨人爸爸和两个儿子合力打败女反派的故事

  • 汗玲玲 5小时前 :

    没有好的创意就不要去拍科幻片了。上世纪七八十年代就被拍烂的题材,现在还要拿出来新瓶装旧酒。枯燥、乏味、无趣。漏洞太多,让人无力吐糟。也就看看网飞的钞能力,一众漫威再就业的卡司以及还算不错的特效。

  • 桂美 3小时前 :

    哈哈哈哈哈哈说话很多的男主好讨喜,无论是小朋友还是大人。Superhero landing 笑到了。父亲抱着儿子说“我爱你”的时候好感动。

  • 鲜于雅云 6小时前 :

    虽然故事还是拍的稀巴烂,但特效整出来的光剑和星战梗挺酷,看个乐呵还是可以的。小屁孩版死侍+雷诺兹版正宗死侍+温和版绿巨人=三个话痨,斗嘴挺好玩的,虽然总的还是有点吵。最后反派错手毙掉自己,然后老爸吐槽你永远不知道科学的力量,哈哈哈哈哈非常死宅。

  • 靖沈然 9小时前 :

    陪女儿看系列,三岁半,看这些毫无感觉,以前看冰雪奇缘翻船死人那个她才郁闷。

  • 莘寒雁 8小时前 :

    时间旅行的外壳,父子亲情的内核,好在相对完整均衡,好看好玩的爆米花。

  • 舒志勇 0小时前 :

    4星鼓励,最后三只坏流浪猫也被收养了,细节好评

  • 熊敏达 2小时前 :

    死侍+卡魔拉,这算是脱离漫威的大乱配么,星爵哦,跟荷兰弟去当海贼了是吧。

  • 梓胤 2小时前 :

    一场超时空的救援行动,我们玩弄时间,时间也会玩弄我们。

  • 禹华彩 5小时前 :

    过家家版科幻片,居然还有点感人。我也想遇见未来的自己,他一定无能失败又落魄。

  • 琳心 8小时前 :

    对付吧,小贱贱现在失火了。活真多,买卖越来越好干了。

  • 馨初 1小时前 :

    所有时间穿越题材的电影,没一部让我觉得把悖论解释的令人信服满意的。

  • 羊舌雪儿 8小时前 :

    网飞现在的科幻特效片感觉洒洒水,反正都是流水线制作动不动就来,还都是大牌参与。ps:小贱贱怎么永远嘴炮了这都几部了

  • 茅妙之 3小时前 :

    垃圾Netflix已经不想多说了。这么老套的剧情还能拍得这么难看也是很厉害了。但Ryan已经完全把自己的戏路走死了。

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